The slap

There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales.

Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.
Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.

The Englishman was thinking: 'The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'

Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.'

And the Scotsman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap that English b**tard again .

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Racialist joke and not suitable for this site in my opinion.

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you are joking arnt you ?

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Could you explain whats racist about it , ?

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Now that is the sort of politically correct claptrap which I absolutely hate.
Racist my arse!
Go have a sodding sense of humour transplant will you?
And while you are at it, go get a life!

PS
Cracking joke Eliza.
Absolutely cracking!

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Thanks BC , I just couldnt see the harm in it . Perhaps i should refrain from putting anymore jokes on .

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Please do not do that Eliza.
This is what political correctness is all about, as the people who espouse it just want to have us all preaching from the 'we must all be the same' hymnbook.
These are the type of people who are the reason The Black And White Minstrel Show and Till Death Us Do Part and lots more shows we used to enjoy, cannot now be seen either on the BBC, or indeed TV in general.
Bloody morons!

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Racist?

Was that because of the inclusion of a Scotsman?

Or was it because of the Englishman?

Oh no, it can't have been. We are allowed to say anything we want about English people.

But anyone else, any culture that is not English, yes, mention them and you are certainly being racist!

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You are a very sad person, switch off your computer and stick with your knitting.

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TBH I didn't find it funny either