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24-02-2019, 11:04 AM
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Bill and John were both in their 80s, so decided to visit a brothel while they still could, the Madame, of the brothel decided she would just give them a blow up doll each and make some easy money. She took them upstairs and took bill to a room on the left, and John to a room on the right, after an hour they paid the Madame and left, “ how was yours “ asked John , “ I thought she was dead” replied bill, “what about you?” John said “ I think mine was a witch “, “ a witch” said bill, “ what makes yo think that” ?. John replied. “ I bit her nipple, she farted and flew out the window “ !!!..
Made me laugh
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25-02-2019, 08:33 AM
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This one is especially for you Summer. I believe you might like it.

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.*

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.*

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.*
*
The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.*
*
The wedding was lovely.*

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little broom!'*

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.* ???
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Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to*
hurt!!!!!!




'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
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25-02-2019, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy ->
This one is especially for you Summer. I believe you might like it.

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.*

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.*

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.*
*
The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.*
*
The wedding was lovely.*

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little broom!'*

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.* ???
*


Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to*
hurt!!!!!!




'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
So funny Plopps...true my sort of humour
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25-02-2019, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy ->
This one is especially for you Summer. I believe you might like it.

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.*

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.*

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.*
*
The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.*
*
The wedding was lovely.*

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little broom!'*

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.* ???
*


Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to*
hurt!!!!!!




'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
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26-02-2019, 07:31 AM
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Go ahead, Longdogs, make my day.


Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.
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26-02-2019, 02:21 PM
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When I heard they had found a cure for dyslexia it was like music to my arse.
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26-02-2019, 02:21 PM
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Without a doubt, my favourite Robin Williams movie is Mrs Fire.
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28-02-2019, 03:59 AM
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Jesus takes his mates to the restaurant for the last supper and asks the waiter for a table for 26.
“But there are only 13 of you,” said the waiter.
“Yes, but we will all be sitting on the same side,” said Jesus.


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28-02-2019, 04:19 AM
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I went to the doctors with hearing problems.

He said "Can you describe the symptoms?"

I said "Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"
That reminds me of a true story. Happened to me a long time ago.
A customer asked me: " Are you Hungarian?"
But that was not what I thought he said.
I replied:"No, we just had lunch!"
I could still wet myself laughing when I remember it.
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28-02-2019, 10:58 AM
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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight, live longer than the men who mention it.
 
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