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09-07-2021, 06:42 PM
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Just made the smoothie recipe Neil Diamond gave me:
Swede, carrot, lime.
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09-07-2021, 06:49 PM
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I'm nearly 77 now & I realized I still have so many unanswered questions!
I never found out who let the dogs out... the way to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps... why we don't ever see the headline

"Psychic Wins Lottery"...

why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed... why "abbreviated" is such a long word... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons...
why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to...
why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret? ...and do you really think I am this witty ?? ... I actually stole this from a friend, who stole it from her brother's girlfriend's Uncle's cousin's, baby momma's Doctor...Now it is your turn..nick it.
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09-07-2021, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Chillie6 ->
Just made the smoothie recipe Neil Diamond gave me:
Swede, carrot, lime.
Groan...
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10-07-2021, 07:44 AM
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It's always flattering to be told you have a nice arse...

Unless it's during a prostate examination!
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10-07-2021, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Chillie6 ->
Just made the smoothie recipe Neil Diamond gave me:
Swede, carrot, lime.
I'll be singing that on Sunday watching the match and I won't be able to get those veggies outa my head
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10-07-2021, 09:09 AM
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I'll be singing that on Sunday watching the match and I won't be able to get those veggies outa my head
Yes me too.
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10-07-2021, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Chillie6 ->
Just made the smoothie recipe Neil Diamond gave me:
Swede, carrot, lime.
LOL!! A new take on an Old Favourite!
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10-07-2021, 09:41 AM
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Nicked from somewhere else.

Me: What's the wifi password?

Barman: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.

Barman: Is Pepsi okay?

Me: Sure. How much is that?

Barman: £3.

Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password?

Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase!
Nicking it too LOL!!
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10-07-2021, 05:41 PM
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I was waiting outside B&Q and my friend called and asked how big the queue was...

I said, "The same size as the B!"
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10-07-2021, 07:37 PM
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My wife and I have decided that we don’t want children
We are telling them tonight.
 
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