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17-06-2021, 09:45 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Originally Posted by Ullabi ->
When two lovers layed down in the grass
They sank into a morass
Mud up to their knees
And beginning to freeze
The b - - - s off a monkey of brass

In a far away country called Chile


In a far away country called Chile
Things were getting a bit silly
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18-06-2021, 01:20 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

In a far away country called Chile
Things were getting a bit silly
Instead of a boat
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18-06-2021, 09:00 AM
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In a far away country called Chile
Things were getting a bit silly
Instead of a boat
They bought an old goat
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18-06-2021, 09:57 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

In a far away country called Chile
Things were getting a bit silly
Instead of a boat
They bought an old goat
Who waa nothing but a real silly billy




"How's your old Mum" said Gert to Fran
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18-06-2021, 10:03 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

"How's your old Mum" said Gert to Fran
"Excited - she's about to become a gran"
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18-06-2021, 06:35 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

"How's your old mum" said Gert to Fran
"Excited-she's about to become a gran"
She's been knitting all week
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18-06-2021, 11:04 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

"How's your old mum" said Gert to Fran
"Excited-she's about to become a gran"
She's been knitting all week
But more wool she doth seek
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19-06-2021, 09:05 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

"How's your old mum" said Gert to Fran
"Excited- she's about to become a gran"
She's been knitting all week
But more wool she doth seek
So I'll take her some round in my van


At 8pm baby was born
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20-06-2021, 09:50 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

At 8pm baby was born
A 10 lb boy, and they called him Shaun
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21-06-2021, 03:04 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

At 8pm baby was born
A 10lb boy, and they called him Shaun
Mum said " You're for the snip"
 
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