Re: Rhyming numbers
Oh, this is number one,
And the fun has just begun.
Oh, this is number two,
And my hand is on her shoe.
Oh, this is number three,
And my hand is on her knee.
Oh, this is number four,
And I'm really hot for more.
Oh, this is number five,
And my hand is on her thigh.
Oh, this is number six,
And I'm really in a fix.
Oh, this is number seven,
And I feel like I'm in heaven.
Oh, this is number eight,
And the doctor's at the gate.
Oh, this is number nine,
And the baby's doing fine.
Oh, this is number ten,
And it's time to start again.
Sorry, as most have no doubt realised, this is certainly not of my own origin!