Do you ever feel like throwing something at the wall?
Some friends of mine have been on holiday to Wales - had a fantastic time - and their small son brought me back a little gift.
The gift is a bright red Dragon!
He looks very sweet and I am sure I read somewhere it is illegal to go to Wales and
not buy a Dragon - but - he sits on top of a solar panel and dances when the sun shines on him - which would be OK if he would do it quietly! Instead all I can hear is tick, tick, tick, tick - like a demented clock. I have moved him to different window sills with less sun but still he ticks - it is driving me crazy. If I stick him in a dark cupboard I'll be arrested for racism or cruelty to Dragons - or both!
Help, Rhian, what is the Welsh for 'Shut up!.