27-08-2018, 12:50 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by Jem
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Very informative and true Spitty, the thin wire connection on my heafodpanne just broke and I'll have to solder it back on. The headpan is also used in hospitals for those patients who feel a throw up coming on, headpan up there and bedpan down there.
In Broadway the face is also known as the "Gearbox" as in the song "She was the Belle of New York, she powdered her gearbox with chalk"
well thanks for that Jem we all now feel empowered for the day - you can get back in the shed now!
27-08-2018, 01:00 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Phyllis has a new thing for making chips, it looks like one of those old fashioned hair dryers they used to have in the ladies salons years ago, the cone things.With this new machine you only need a drop of oil and when the chips are done they are gorgeous, much safer than the thing she had, a deep pan full of boiling oil bubbling away, I never trusted it and I’m glad to see the back of it before something nasty happened, I told her to get rid of it ages ago but I might as well be talking to the wall, finally the Son and Daughter bought this new machine for her and showed her how to use it, she loves it now that she’s used to it, it cooks lots of things I believe.
And he prayed to God for a juicy smoked Cod
Straight from the frying machine
But the hairy fat Fryer, with a face that was dire
Said no because he was too mean.
Then out of the pan jumped a little green man
Who’s body was covered in oil
He said “Listen here Fryer, I think you slippin’
I don’t like the oil, I prefer the drippin’
Two hot chips were stuck to his lips
And his speech was slightly impeded
Then the oil caught fire and melted the chip pan wire
Oh Christ, that’s all that he needed.
27-08-2018, 01:26 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Ah - how sweet - eat ya heart out Puggsie bear - she loves me - she loves me not - she loves me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27-08-2018, 01:30 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by gumbud
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Ah - how sweet - eat ya heart out Puggsie bear - she loves me - she loves me not - she loves me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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