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06-08-2020, 03:16 PM
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A cup of that Ammonium nitrate would be best.
Looks like there's already been an explosion in that bog - explosive diarrhoea.
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Seriously though, I'm reading a Stephen King novel where some nasty people mixed two cleaning agents to get chlorine gas to kill people.
Don't try that at home!
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Seriously though, I'm reading a Stephen King novel where some nasty people mixed two cleaning agents to get chlorine gas to kill people.
Don't try that at home!
When we were kids, my brother and I mixed together all sorts of household cleaners and bleaches to make foul-smelling (no doubt toxic) concoctions just so that we could try out some gas-masks we bought from a jumble sale.

Happy days.
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06-08-2020, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
When we were kids, my brother and I mixed together all sorts of household cleaners and bleaches to make foul-smelling (no doubt toxic) concoctions just so that we could try out some gas-masks we bought from a jumble sale.

Happy days.
, life was s simple back then.
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06-08-2020, 09:45 PM
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Just something I read, don't mix toilet cleaner with bleach. In fact don't mix any cleaning products just to be safe Pesta.
We wouldn't want to hear you've passed out with your head down the loo!
I will, thank you Tess. I will just be using bleach, as I just use bleach cleaning my own bathroom appliances. Bleach doesn't particularly like me chest, nose and eye wise, but I trust bleach to do the job so I don't mind that, I will just need to use more on his

Originally Posted by Mags ->
Maybe safer to wear a mask when you clean it, inhaling the fumes from some cleaners can be bad for your health.
Oh Mags, thanks, yes I will definitely be wearing mask, and rubber gloves.


Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
A cup of that Ammonium nitrate would be best.




Originally Posted by Judd ->
When we were kids, my brother and I mixed together all sorts of household cleaners and bleaches to make foul-smelling (no doubt toxic) concoctions just so that we could try out some gas-masks we bought from a jumble sale.

Happy days.
Well do tell, did the gas masks work?

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I found this online. Really revolting and I make no apologies for showing it, 'cos it's apparently from a film called Trainspotting, The worst toilet in Scotland with Ewan McGregor.

Warning do not watch if you are easily offended!




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06-08-2020, 09:51 PM
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Is that the hand of God?

Looks a bit like an LSD Toilet.
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06-08-2020, 09:52 PM
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Not a limited slip differential BTW.
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06-08-2020, 10:21 PM
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It looks like he's lost something in the toilet - I wonder what it was?
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06-08-2020, 10:31 PM
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It looks like he's lost something in the toilet - I wonder what it was?

Mags... suppositories.

Here's a explanation about the scene:

'He takes opium suppositories to combat his heroin withdrawal.

Unfortunately, the timing is such that before the drug can take effect, his constipation has suddenly gone in the complete opposite direction.

His only option? To avail himself of the “Worst Toilet in Scotland,” which is so filthy and splattered with unidentifiable brown sludge that it makes him — and the rest of us — retch as he fishes through his own excrement before literally diving headfirst into the muck looking to salvage the newly passed suppositories'.
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06-08-2020, 11:05 PM
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You would be good at writing 'dirty stories' Pesta!
 
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