Re: Limerick (Part 4)

In the dunes Fred saw some little Terns
While lurking he got a few burns
From the prickly marram grass
As he tried to pass

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

In the dunes Fred saw some little Terns
While lurking he got a few burns
From the prickly marram grass
As he tried to pass
Oh dear, poor old Fred never learns.


One day Fred went into town

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

One day Fred went into town
But something he saw made him frown

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

One day Fred went into town
But something he saw made him frown
It was someone spitting in the street

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One day Fred went into town
But something he saw made him frown
It was someone spitting in the street
Just inches in front of his feet

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One day Fred went into town
But something he saw made him frown
It was someone spitting in the street
Just inches in front of his feet
And it went all over his gown.


Fed up with this one, can we have a change?


The parrot said to the cat

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The parrot said to the cat
You eat too much, you're getting fat

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The parrot said to the cat
You eat too much, you're getting fat[
The cat sucked in his belly

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The parrot said to the cat
You eat too much, you're getting fat[
The cat sucked in his belly
Then phoned up the deli

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

The parrot said to the cat
You eat too much, you're getting fat
The cat sucked in his belly
Then phoned up the deli
And ordered an extra big sprat.



In the cafe sat a lady called Flo