Re: Limericks. (New).

When Eric Joined the new Gym
He was trying to get slim
He weighed eighteen stone
Though he says it's ' big bone'

Re: Limericks. (New).

When Eric joined the new Gym
He was trying to get slim
He weighed eighteen stone
Though he says it's " big bone"
But his girlfriend says "No, it's all him".

But Eric kept going bless him

Re: Limericks. (New).

But Eric kept going bless him
His determination was to get slim

Re: Limericks. (New).

But Eric Kept going bless him
His determination was to get slim
So he sweated and heaved

Re: Limericks. (New).

But Eric Kept going bless him
His determination was to get slim
So he sweated and heaved
In himself he believed

Re: Limericks. (New).

But Eric kept going bless him
His determination was to get slim
So he sweated and heaved
In himself he believed
Did anything happen? Not a glim!


In the end poor Eric gave up

Re: Limericks. (New).

In the end poor Eric gave up
Cos he thought he'd been sold a pup

Re: Limericks. (New).

In the end poor Eric gave up
Cos he thought he'd been sold a pup
So he stuffed fish & chips

Re: Limericks. (New).

In the end poor Eric gave up
Cos he thought he'd been sold a pup
So he stuffed fish & chips
Which went straight to his hips

Re: Limericks. (New).

In the end poor Eric gave up
Cos he thought he'd been sold a pup
So he stuffed fish & chips
Which went straight to his hips
And bought a barrel of beer to sup.




An old man who lived in Gwent