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26-02-2020, 12:23 PM
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They decided to bathe in the sea
To vanquish the smell of old Brie
Till along came this sailor
Dressed up as Liz Taylor
And hoisted his dress for a pee.

Those ladies were taken aback
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26-02-2020, 12:24 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Those ladies were taken aback
they gave the old sailor a smack
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26-02-2020, 12:27 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Those ladies were taken aback
They gave the old sailor a smack
Which knocked the man down
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Those ladies were taken aback
They gave the old sailor a smack
Which knocked the man down
so they left him to drown
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26-02-2020, 01:13 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Originally Posted by EZ Rider ->
Two ladies were fishing in Crete
But the bait wasn't smelling too sweet
So, with pegs on their noses
And removed pantyhoses
They discovered the smell was their feet.

They decided to bathe in the sea
Good one.
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26-02-2020, 01:16 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Those ladies were taken aback
They gave the old sailor a smack
Which knocked the man down
So they left him to drown
Tied up in old hessian sack

But the sailor he floated away
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Re: Limericks. (New).

But the sailor he floated away
And was to end up in Botany Bay
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26-02-2020, 02:50 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Originally Posted by Judd ->
Good one.
Risqué too.
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26-02-2020, 03:11 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

But the sailor he floated away
And was to end up in Botany Bay
But it doesn't end there
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Re: Limericks. (New).

But the sailor he floated away
And was to end up in Botany Bay
But it doesn't end there
For on a wing and a prayer
 
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