Re: Limericks. (New).

Too much booze can do you great harm
And send you to the funny farm
It can pickle your liver

Re: Limericks. (New).

Too much booze can do you great harm
And send you to the funny farm
It can pickle your liver
And make your willy wither

Re: Limericks. (New).

Too much booze can do you great harm
And send you to the funny farm
It can pickle your liver
And make your willy wither
Which puts you in need of some balm



There was a young fella called steve

Re: Limericks. (New).

There was a young fella called Steve
Who loved to both knit and weave

Re: Limericks. (New).

There was a young fella called Steve
Who loved to both knit and weave
He was so accurate and quick

Re: Limericks. (New).

There was a young fella called Steve
Who loved to both knit and weave
He was so accurate and quick
Albeit a bit thick

Re: Limericks. (New).

There was a young fella called Steve
Who loved to both knit and to weave
He was so accurate and so quick
Albeit a bit thick
So boring I just had to leave.

He cried as I slammed his front door

Re: Limericks. (New).

He cried as I slammed his front door
And called out "don't you want to see more?"

Re: Limericks. (New).

He cried as I slammed his front door
And called out"Don't you want to see more?"
I yelled "You knit far too much!"

Re: Limericks. (New).

He cried as I slammed his front door
And called out"Don't you want to see more?"
I yelled "You knit far too much!"
"But I'm no soft touch"