Re: Limericks. (New).

Now Santa is on his way
The lucky sod only works for one day

Re: Limericks. (New).

Now Santa is on his way
The lucky sod only works for one day
And then he only empties his sack

Re: Limericks. (New).

Now Santa is on his way
The lucky sod only works for one day
And then he only empties his sack
And lets Rudolph's reins go slack

Re: Limericks. (New).

Now Santa is on his way
The lucky sod only works for one day
And then he only empties his sack
And lets Rudolph's reins go slack
Then it's back home on his sleigh

Naughty kids' stockings were filled with coal

Re: Limericks. (New).

Naughty kids' stockings were filled with coal
Then Santa headed straight home to the Pole

Re: Limericks. (New).

Naughty kids' stockings were filled with coal
Then Santa headed straight home to the Pole
Then the early next morn

Re: Limericks. (New).

Naughty kids' stockings were filled with coal
Then Santa headed straight home to the Pole
Then the early next morn
With his Santa suit torn

Re: Limericks. (New).

Naughty kids' stockings were filled with coal
Then Santa headed straight home to the Pole
Then early next morn
With his Santa suit torn
For this year, he'd finished his role.



Boxing Day will shortly be here

Re: Limericks. (New).

Boxing Day will shortly be here
Down to the shops for more beer

Re: Limericks. (New).

Boxing Day will shortly be here
Down to the shops for more beer
Then another roast dinner