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25-08-2018, 11:36 AM
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I went out with a man who had a cod piece!
He would let me anywhere near it!
He was so mean! He wouldn't share his chips either!
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13-09-2018, 02:47 PM
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The Sneeze:



A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in an airplane. The
woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly
shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman
sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once
more.

Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious
about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet
again. As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said,
"I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your
nose and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?"

"I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition;
Whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I have never
heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"

The woman nodded, "Yes: Pepper."
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24-02-2019, 12:52 PM
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A woman has just done her shopping and is taking a shortcut home through the park. Suddenly a man jumps out of the bushes, opens his raincoat and exposes himself.

The woman takes a deep breath, looks down at her shopping bags, slaps her palm to her forehead and says:

"Bloody knew it!..............."


"I forgot the shrimps!"
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25-03-2019, 01:35 PM
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When I was just a little girl,
I asked my mother; "What will I be?"
"Will I be pretty?"
"Will I be rich?"
Here's what she said to me…





"No."
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25-03-2019, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
When I was just a little girl,
I asked my mother; "What will I be?"
"Will I be pretty?"
"Will I be rich?"
Here's what she said to me…





"No."
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25-03-2019, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
When I was just a little girl,
I asked my mother; "What will I be?"
"Will I be pretty?"
"Will I be rich?"
Here's what she said to me…

"No."
Judd, you're one of those 'trans' people, aren't you?
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25-03-2019, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by JBR ->
Judd, you're one of those 'trans' people, aren't you?
You used to see those on the beach didn't you. What were they called now? ....... That's it, Transistor radios.
 
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