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10-01-2019, 03:35 PM
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I ran out of Jack Daniels last night...

So i thought it's only five minutes to the Off Licence on my push bike, so off i went. Bought my weekly bottle of JD which i popped in a plastic bag and hung on my handlebars. Then i thought to myself, if i fall off my bike on the way home i'll smash the bottle! Hmm, i know what i'll do, i'll drink it now. How lucky was that! I fell off my bike seven times on the way home.
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10-01-2019, 04:40 PM
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Re: I ran out of Jack Daniels last night...

Originally Posted by EZ Rider ->
So i thought it's only five minutes to the Off Licence on my push bike, so off i went. Bought my weekly bottle of JD which i popped in a plastic bag and hung on my handlebars. Then i thought to myself, if i fall off my bike on the way home i'll smash the bottle! Hmm, i know what i'll do, i'll drink it now. How lucky was that! I fell off my bike seven times on the way home.


Good thinking EZ. I'm out later for a 'sex on the beach.' I think I might need my thermals.
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10-01-2019, 05:25 PM
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Re: I ran out of Jack Daniels last night...

Originally Posted by EZ Rider ->
So i thought it's only five minutes to the Off Licence on my push bike, so off i went. Bought my weekly bottle of JD which i popped in a plastic bag and hung on my handlebars. Then i thought to myself, if i fall off my bike on the way home i'll smash the bottle! Hmm, i know what i'll do, i'll drink it now. How lucky was that! I fell off my bike seven times on the way home.
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29-01-2019, 11:27 PM
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Re: I ran out of Jack Daniels last night...

Right Now, that was so funny still laughing.
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29-01-2019, 11:38 PM
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Re: I ran out of Jack Daniels last night...

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Good thinking EZ. I'm out later for a 'sex on the beach.' I think I might need my thermals.

Sex on the beach at your age LD your a better man than me mate
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30-01-2019, 12:20 AM
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Sex on the beach at your age LD your a better man than me mate
It's lovely on Sidmouth beach this time of year.
 

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