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28-01-2017, 03:44 PM
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Heard on a TV quiz yesterday...

Q. What's 10% of a hundred?

A. ...........? Ooh! I really should know that, I'm an Accountant..................?

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28-01-2017, 05:20 PM
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Re: Heard on a TV quiz yesterday...

Bit like the builder type in this clip...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWJ4y_ZklEQ
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Stuff like that is always worth watching ... it really makes me feel better about myself.
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28-01-2017, 06:42 PM
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Re: Heard on a TV quiz yesterday...

Originally Posted by Cass ->
Bit like the builder type in this clip...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWJ4y_ZklEQ
Hilarious!
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28-01-2017, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Morticia ->
Stuff like that is always worth watching ... it really makes me feel better about myself.
I normally laugh and then get the next ten questions wrong.
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28-01-2017, 06:49 PM
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Re: Heard on a TV quiz yesterday...

Another question put to the same contestant:

Q. Which Elizabethan playwright had twin children?

A. Er.... I can only think of one person who had twins....Cinderella.

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Re: Heard on a TV quiz yesterday...

Shouldn't laugh but I will
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28-01-2017, 10:41 PM
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Re: Heard on a TV quiz yesterday...

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Q. What's 10% of a hundred?

A. ...........? Ooh! I really should know that, I'm an Accountant..................?

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Another question put to the same contestant:

Q. Which Elizabethan playwright had twin children?

A. Er.... I can only think of one person who had twins....Cinderella.


I have always said that the TV people pick contestants not for their knowledge or intelligence, but for their entertainment value.

Which TV programme was this, Longdong? I'd like to watch it.
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28-01-2017, 10:47 PM
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Re: Heard on a TV quiz yesterday...

Heard this on 'The Chase' the other week....

Question.........Who in 1903 described his theory of relativity?

Contestants answer........Isaac Newton........

WHAT!

Only about two hundred years too late!
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29-01-2017, 02:31 PM
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Re: Heard on a TV quiz yesterday...

Originally Posted by JBR ->


I have always said that the TV people pick contestants not for their knowledge or intelligence, but for their entertainment value.

Which TV programme was this, Longdong? I'd like to watch it.
Hi JBR

It was on tipping point, not necessarily known for hilarious answers but the questions are mostly easy.

Made me laugh anyway.
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