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Mr Ploppy
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Perth Western Australia, 3rd house on the right
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07-09-2018, 09:03 AM
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This is my favorite one....
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like banana.
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solo
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UK
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07-09-2018, 09:28 AM
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Patience...what you have when there are too many witnesses .
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Mr Ploppy
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Perth Western Australia, 3rd house on the right
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08-09-2018, 12:53 AM
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I found out that it takes a lot of patience to learn how to be patient.
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08-09-2018, 09:20 AM
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My brain says "let's do something exciting today"... my body says "Don't listen to that fool" .
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Mr Ploppy
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08-09-2018, 09:58 AM
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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
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08-09-2018, 10:07 AM
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Laughter is always the best medicine...unless you have diarrhea.
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Judd
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West Riding of Yorkshire
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08-09-2018, 02:57 PM
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But then again, diarrhoea is a good cure for hiccups.
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Rhian
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North Wales
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08-09-2018, 04:32 PM
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Breathing in to a paper bag cures hiccups
Does farting in one cure flatulence?
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Judd
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08-09-2018, 07:40 PM
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Breathing in to a paper bag cures hiccups
Does farting in one cure flatulence?
No but you can light them and use them as Chinese lanterns.
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08-09-2018, 07:43 PM
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No but you can light them and use them as Chinese lanterns.
Hahahaha!
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