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27-03-2021, 10:58 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I'm really not used to this noise
I start to panic, and lose all my poise
But with ear plugs to hand
Listening to my favourite band
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27-03-2021, 11:23 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I'm really not used to this noise
I start to panic, and lose all my poise
But with ear plugs to hand
Listening to my favourite band
I had a beer with the boys.



There's a creepy film on TV
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27-03-2021, 11:36 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

There's a creepy film on TV
It's put me right off my tea
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27-03-2021, 11:52 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

There's a creepy film on tv
It's put me right off my tea
the wind starts to howl
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28-03-2021, 12:02 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

There's a creepy film on tv
It's put me right off my tea
the wind starts to howl
Then I heard a growl
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28-03-2021, 07:52 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

There's a creepy film on tv
It's put me right off my tea
The wind starts to howl
Then I heard a growl
Which caused a spontaneous wee.


I thought this is so unlike me
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28-03-2021, 08:10 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Originally Posted by EZ Rider ->
There's a creepy film on tv
It's put me right off my tea
The wind starts to howl
Then I heard a growl
Which caused a spontaneous wee.



I thought this so unlike me
So I decided to go on a spree
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28-03-2021, 11:37 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I thought this is so unlike me
So I decided to go on a spree
I grabbed all my cash
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28-03-2021, 12:14 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I thought this is so unlike me
So I decided to go on a spree
I grabbed all my cash
To spend on some trash
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28-03-2021, 12:21 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I thought this is so unlike me
So I decided to go on a spree
I grabbed all my cash
To spend on some trash
That I could have for my tea

At the supermarket there was a queue
 
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