21-05-2019, 03:39 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by
Mups
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Probably
ALL of you wee'd if truth be told!
See, this is precisely why we ladies can't trust you on your own for five minutes!
Your toilet habits are world renowned.
You either sit there half the day so no one else can get in, or you aim all wrong!
You
NEVER get ladies behaving like that, and neither do
proper gentlemen either.
They were me pride and joy those plants were, so I am preparing my bill for you, to replace all my dead plants, so you can all go and find all those hidden wallets and cough up immediately!
Y'see,chaps-that explains all!
Our quest is finished-and we chaps emerge victorious!
For,Miss Mups was staying overnight in one of my potting sheds recently. She'd asked if I could lengthen the chain on the outside loo,to negate her needing to jump/swing/flush.
Well,as you chaps know,one is ever the gent,so Mups' desires/needs were accorded.
However...when one strolled out to the shed to knock on the door and ask if Miss Mups might like a pair of p/j's warmed for her,she bellowed from within aforementioned putting shed
"PJ's? PJ'S? You just want me to undress! I know your type!
Well,UNLUCKY! These are MY heavy-duty corduroy knickers-and I'm
sticking to them!"
.....so one thought it best not to mention the security cameras to her....but if you chaps fancy watching Mups swinging by both hands from a toilet chain,with her baggy draws around her knees,swearing in fluent Dustbinmannish as she desperately attempts to regain her balance on the toilet seat whilst trying not to land in the shi...er...'avoid further unhappiness'...then send a SAE to ..BLOKESRULELTP.co.uk.
all donations will be forwarded to the ''Mups needs a Dry Pair'' foundation for assisting any/everyoneto smile.....