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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Gertie decided to become a nun
But how would she then have fun?
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21-05-2019, 08:17 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Gertie decided to become a nun
But how would she then have fun?
Then a knock on the door
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21-05-2019, 08:59 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Gertie decided to become a nun
But how would she then have fun?
Then a knock on the door
And she fell on the floor...
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21-05-2019, 09:41 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Gertie decided to become a nun
But how would she then have fun?
Then a knock on the door
And she fell on the floor...
It was father O'Mally with his gun

He said, "Don't worry it only shoots water"
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21-05-2019, 10:12 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

He said " Don't worry it only shoots water"
But he lied! much more than he 'oughta
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22-05-2019, 01:56 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

He said " Don't worry it only shoots water"
But he lied! much more than he 'oughta.
Gertie got covered in ink
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22-05-2019, 08:09 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

He said "Don't worry it only shoots water"
But he lied! much more than he 'oughta.
Gertie got covered in ink
Not blue but a bright shade of pink
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22-05-2019, 08:24 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

He said "Don't worry it only shoots water"
But he lied! much more than he 'oughta.
Gertie got covered in ink
Not blue but a bright shade of pink
Not to mention the state of her daughter



Some people just get in the way
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22-05-2019, 12:56 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Some people just get in the way
I get one like that every day
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Some people just get in the way
I get one like that every day
Don't swear or get cross
 
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