15-06-2019, 09:23 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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how rude calling me a 'thing'... I need to eject you from here immediately..
15-06-2019, 09:24 AM
23083
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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... I need to eject you from here immediately..
15-06-2019, 01:39 PM
23086
Re: Last to post wins
Excuse me ladies, I have a police inspector at reception asking to speak with Judd..... something to do with physical abuse of ladies!I have made him a cup of tea and asked him to wait, as we try not to encourage Judd to come here often,.... but I am sure you will let the police know when he comes back!
15-06-2019, 01:46 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Twink55
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Excuse me ladies, I have a police inspector at reception asking to speak with Judd..... something to do with physical abuse of ladies!I have made him a cup of tea and asked him to wait, as we try not to encourage Judd to come here often,.... but I am sure you will let the police know when he comes back!
In reality I AM the police, but it's not necessary to use police force when you are a female. Our force is one of our built in survival instincts, and we know how to use it.
Judd won't be back.
15-06-2019, 03:14 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Twink55
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Excuse me ladies, I have a police inspector at reception asking to speak with Judd..... something to do with physical abuse of ladies!I have made him a cup of tea and asked him to wait, as we try not to encourage Judd to come here often,.... but I am sure you will let the police know when he comes back!
15-06-2019, 03:15 PM
23089
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Right Now
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In reality I AM the police, but it's not necessary to use police force when you are a female. Our force is one of our built in survival instincts, and we know how to use it.Judd won't be back.
15-06-2019, 04:02 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Good afternoon.I thought I'd wait until all the men had finished spouting their twaddle, then tiptoe in through the back door and make meself a cuppa.
I shall now launch meself into Judd's favourite chair, so's he'll have to sit on the floor if he decides to creep back in and disturb the peace.
Mrs. LD has promised to keep her other half out shopping for as long as possible, and Spitty is locked in Twink's cellar, so all is well in my world. Aahhhhhh . . . . peace and joy . . .
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