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30-07-2019, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
A late Good Day to you lovely people (not the men of course).

My apologies for neglecting my duty in assisting you ladies, but I can see we almost have Vtory over those males now.

I call them 'males' because they are not very manly are they, so doesn't seem right calling them 'men.'



No doubt that awful Yorkshire pud will be nosing in shortly whilst lurking in a layby somewhere, idling the time away and drinking cold coffee from a flask. He should be working harder so as to earn more money for us.
I think it's terrible that poor old Judd is reduced to drinking his own coffee from a flask. He works hard enough to afford a latte or a flat white every day but you lot deprive him of that. You should all be ashamed....


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30-07-2019, 12:41 PM
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Where's ole Silver Pants today? Has she finally left the thread?



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30-07-2019, 01:13 PM
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aah so there's more of us then.
Only in numbers not in strength!
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30-07-2019, 02:14 PM
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Yes, the Ladies on this thread probably have more Horse Power, silly mares.
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30-07-2019, 03:03 PM
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And, all the old geezers who don Aprons.
Do you mean the Freemasons have infiltrated? Can't allow that!
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30-07-2019, 03:06 PM
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Where's ole Silver Pants today? Has she finally left the thread?



Hey cheeky - less of the old! Silver pants? Well - it has been known!
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30-07-2019, 03:43 PM
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I'm back and will be starting my new job as the Verminator - a task dedicated to the removal of verminous wimmin from this thread. It's a difficult job but somebody's got to do it.

Am just in the process of perfecting a time machine to send me back in time to when these wimmin joined the site so I can block their membership requests. Don't be surprised if the new time-line makes all of their previous posts disappear.






Evil cackle.....
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30-07-2019, 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by spitfire ->
Yes, the Ladies on this thread probably have more Horse Power, silly mares.
And we get saddled with 'em.

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30-07-2019, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
I'm back and will be starting my new job as the Verminator - a task dedicated to the removal of verminous wimmin from this thread. It's a difficult job but somebody's got to do it.

Am just in the process of perfecting a time machine to send me back in time to when these wimmin joined the site so I can block their membership requests. Don't be surprised if the new time-line makes all of their previous posts disappear.






Evil cackle.....
Best idea yet.
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30-07-2019, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
I'm back and will be starting my new job as the Verminator - a task dedicated to the removal of verminous wimmin from this thread. It's a difficult job but somebody's got to do it.

Am just in the process of perfecting a time machine to send me back in time to when these wimmin joined the site so I can block their membership requests. Don't be surprised if the new time-line makes all of their previous posts disappear.
Evil cackle.....
How much money will you get for doing the job Judd? Don't forget that even if you did block our membership.....your income will still be financing our pensions!
 



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