27-06-2020, 04:20 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Ooh I say Twink, that sounds a bit brutal . . . . . . I like it. 
Can I bring some beach pebbles too?
27-06-2020, 05:13 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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With some slight alterations, your sick and sordid plan might just work. We hitch you wimmin up to a tree by your feet, fill your dresses with sweeties and other goodies and then whack you Piņata style.
Well I have a way of removing the wimmins'personal hair... forget razors and creams. The plan is to take you up in a hot air balloon to exactly 1,000 feet, then attach a piece of string to said hair via a strong bulldog clip and tie a large rock on the other end. Chuck the rock over the side, ensuring the string is two feet shorter than the height of the balloon.
27-06-2020, 05:54 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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With some slight alterations, your sick and sordid plan might just work. We hitch you wimmin up to a tree by your feet, fill your dresses with sweeties and other goodies and then whack you Piņata style.
Anyway all the ladies here wear trousers to undermine men's supposed authority!
27-06-2020, 10:27 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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You mean shell suits surely. Well I have a way of removing the wimmins'personal hair... forget razors and creams. The plan is to take you up in a hot air balloon to exactly 1,000 feet, then attach a piece of string to said hair via a strong bulldog clip and tie a large rock on the other end. Chuck the rock over the side, ensuring the string is two feet shorter than the height of the balloon.
Dongle!!
You must immediately repent.You can sit on the naughty step for a whole week.
As we are kind ladies though, we might bring you a stale sandwich every third day.
It's nice and wet outside, so we'll even give you a tin mug to catch the rain water in so's you won't get too thirsty.
I'm afraid this is the only way forward now, and things will progress even better if you take your mates with you.
27-06-2020, 10:41 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Dongle!! You must immediately repent.You can sit on the naughty step for a whole week.
As we are kind ladies though, we might bring you a stale sandwich every third day.
It's nice and wet outside, so we'll even give you a tin mug to catch the rain water in so's you won't get too thirsty.
I'm afraid this is the only way forward now, and things will progress even better if you take your mates with you.
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