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But on his way to the kitchen he tripped
Then trod in some water and slipped
He fell on his bum
Which quickly went numb
And he noticed his trousers were ripped

Off to the menders he went

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Off to the menders he went
And he got off the bus in Kent

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Off to the menders he went
And he got off the bus in Kent
And picked up an illegal

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Off to the menders he went
And he got off the bus in Kent
And picked up an illegal
Along with his Beagle

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Off to the menders he went
And he got off the bus in Kent
And picked up an illegal
Along with his Beagle
And set them up in a tent


The illegals began to complain

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The illegals began to complain
Cos they were pitched by a smelly drain

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The illegals began to complain
Cos they were pitched by a smelly drain
They were used to hotels of four star

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The illegals began to complain
Cos they were pitched by a smelly drain
They were used to hotels of four star
With full room service and mini bar

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The illegals began to complain
Cos they were pitched by a smelly drain
They were used to hotels of four star
With full room service and mini bar
But here it was non stop rain.



Next day the police stopped by

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Next day the police stopped by
And gave them the evil eye