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29-05-2019, 01:36 PM
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Re: Three single sheets

Wet wipes are effective.
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29-05-2019, 01:43 PM
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Re: Three single sheets

Originally Posted by Besoeker ->
Wet wipes are effective.
Dont they sting BS?
I said sting!

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29-05-2019, 01:46 PM
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Re: Three single sheets

Originally Posted by pauline3 ->
Where did you put the newspaper,when you had finished,surely not down the loo,Ted?...
That was probably in the days of earth closets, so the paper just added to the composting!


Originally Posted by Besoeker ->
Wet wipes are effective.
They are, but you can't flush them, so they have to go in the bin.

Originally Posted by Donkeyman ->
Dont they sting BS?
I said sting!

Regards Donkeyman!
Rather an unfortunate set of initials you gave Besoeker, given the subject matter!
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29-05-2019, 03:56 PM
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Re: Three single sheets

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We need to go back to cutting up the newspaper and hanging the nice paper sheets, so produced, on a string loop.

You can even read the paper, whilst in there, and chose who you wipe with!

I tried cleaning myself on the news Ted, but it made my laptop smell for a fortnight.....
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29-05-2019, 04:00 PM
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Re: Three single sheets

I laughed my socks off when I first heard this.

I go through 3 rolls of Andrex Quilted in a week, at least. The loo and I have such a special bond
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29-05-2019, 04:17 PM
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Re: Three single sheets

Originally Posted by Tedc ->
We need to go back to cutting up the newspaper and hanging the nice paper sheets, so produced, on a string loop.

You can even read the paper, whilst in there, and chose who you wipe with!

I brought back a brilliant souvenir from my US holiday recently...a roll of loo paper with a picture of Trump's face on every piece!!!
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29-05-2019, 04:44 PM
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Re: Three single sheets

Originally Posted by Pesta ->
I laughed my socks off when I first heard this.

I go through 3 rolls of Andrex Quilted in a week, at least. The loo and I have such a special bond
I can better you on that one.

I counted one week, and it was four and a half.

Don't ask.

It was a 'normal' week as well.

I should go out more; that way I can use other people's loo paper!


In my defence, I drink a lot of fluid....tea and water.... so the need to go is ever present.
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29-05-2019, 04:54 PM
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Re: Three single sheets

Originally Posted by Pyxell ->
Rather an unfortunate set of initials you gave Besoeker, given the subject matter!
Yea, sh1t idea.............
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29-05-2019, 04:57 PM
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Re: Three single sheets

Originally Posted by Pyxell ->
That was probably in the days of earth closets, so the paper just added to the composting!



They are, but you can't flush them, so they have to go in the bin.



Rather an unfortunate set of initials you gave Besoeker, given the subject matter!
You are so perceptive Pyxel, l would never have spotted
that!
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29-05-2019, 04:58 PM
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Re: Three single sheets

You can always cut back by using both sides each time instead of using 3 single sheets
 
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