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21-07-2019, 07:26 PM
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for the men on here

Do you know the difference between a battery and a woman?


A battery has a positive side
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21-07-2019, 07:28 PM
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Re: for the men on here

Originally Posted by realspeed ->
Do you know the difference between a battery and a woman?


A battery has a positive side
I'll show you positive
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21-07-2019, 07:42 PM
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My wife says I only have two faults.
One is that I never listen, and the other is some other old crap she was banging on about......
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Originally Posted by fender ->
My wife says I only have two faults.
One is that I never listen, and the other is some other old crap she was banging on about......
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21-07-2019, 09:10 PM
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That reminds me of a line from a Laurel & Hardy movie. " Mr Hardy believes in telling his wife, the truth, and nothing but the truth"..... " Mr Laurel is also nuts!"
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Originally Posted by Rhian ->
I'll show you positive
when God made Man she was only joking!
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22-07-2019, 06:48 AM
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Folks are folks, regardless of gender, Bipoler.
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22-07-2019, 07:54 PM
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Re: for the men on here

Originally Posted by realspeed ->
Do you know the difference between a battery and a woman?


A battery has a positive side
Tsk, tsk, tsk.

You can bet that yours isn't going to get charged anytime soon!

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Originally Posted by Surfermom ->
Tsk, tsk, tsk.

You can bet that yours isn't going to get charged anytime soon!

Or discharged.......
 

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