Re: Jokes for blokes
A bus full of nuns collides with a cow and falls of a cliff and they all die.
They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Agustin. He says to them “Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. Please form a single line.” The nuns do so.
St. Agustin turns to the first woman in the line and asks her “Sister, have you ever touched a p.nis?”
Sister Debora responds: “Well… there was this one time… that I kinda sorta…touched one with the tip of my little finger…”
St. Agustin says “Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your little finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.” And she did so.
St. Agustin now turns to the second nun and says “Sister, have you ever touched a p.nis?”
Sister Barbara replies: “Well…. There was this one time… that I held one for a moment…”
“Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted”. And she did so.
Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to push in front of another! St. Agustin sees this and asks the nun, “Sister Susanne, why you in hurry? There is no rush!”
Sister Susanne responds “Well if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Barbara sticks her arse in it!”