22-10-2020, 07:56 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Oi you, never mind about my torch battery, you should just be overjoyed I got home alright. None of YOU lot came to my rescue did ya. Think what an overwhelming void there would be in your life if I wasn't here to check you are working hard and keep you in order every day.
Now then, in the meantime, if you're a really good boy, we'll let you do the washing up. Judd can dry up when he gets in from work - and oh yes, mustn't forget Spitty - he can wrap up.
There you go, a job for each of you.
22-10-2020, 11:05 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by spitfire
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You can't beat a peaceful Poop.
Disgusting!
Only a man could turn an innocent bowl of soup into something so vulgar. You must now go stand in the corner until morning - Sunday morning.
22-10-2020, 11:29 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Right. That's sorted the rabble out for another day, so I shall get meself off to my nice cosy bed and sleep like an innocent baby, cos that's what I am - pure, innocent and unblemished.Good night to any lurkers, you will find the door locked, so don't bother trying.
23-10-2020, 10:29 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Right. That's sorted the rabble out for another day, so I shall get meself off to my nice cosy bed and sleep like an innocent baby, cos that's what I am - pure, innocent and unblemished. Good night to any lurkers, you will find the door locked, so don't bother trying.
23-10-2020, 01:43 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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I see the place has been infested with low-rent wimmin again in my absence. Luckily, it's my dinner time so I can pop in and flush the blighters out.
Happy to see you soon popped out again too.
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