Does this sound like your wife?
I was working at the house of a young couple last week. It was mid-afternoon and the young bloke was stretched out on their settee on his iPad. The conversation went something like this:
Her: “Adam, where are your socks? I’m going to do some washing.”
Him: “In the hall on the floor, next to my shoes.”
... a minute or so later...
Her: “Adam, where are your pants?”
Him: “Try the bathroom floor!”
Grinning to myself, I tried to imagine my own wife having the same conversation - and failed miserably!
Do some blokes have all the luck?! Or would you/your partner have been so accommodating?