25-11-2020, 02:40 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Oh do be quiet you, who asked your opinion?
If you've got nothing else to do, you can take my shopping list and pop down to Waitrose for me.
Now would be good, not sometime this week!
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Good morning ladies.
25-11-2020, 05:35 PM
32023
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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I wouldn't dream of spoiling your 'Old dears in the community' meeting. I have seen you all in the supermarket before now, mauling over the sprouts for the perfect two, wandering around completely oblivious to the floor arrows and telling the security guard your life stories.
Ah, but it's us ladies little foibles that make us so loveable.
As for the security guard, well it is not as if we actually want to talk to him, it is just that we take our job very seriously, so always check men are listening and paying attention to us wherever we go.
We eventually want to get all men trained and obedient, and it will benefit lovely ladies world wide.
And that's for not paying attention. Hahahaha, cackle cackle.
25-11-2020, 06:42 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Ah, but it's us ladies little foibles that make us so loveable.As for the security guard, well it is not as if we actually want to talk to him, it is just that we take our job very seriously, so always check men are listening and paying attention to us wherever we go.
We eventually want to get all men trained and obedient, and it will benefit lovely ladies world wide.
And that's for not paying attention. Hahahaha, cackle cackle.
25-11-2020, 09:39 PM
32025
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Oh do be quiet you, who asked your opinion?If you've got nothing else to do, you can take my shopping list and pop down to Waitrose for me.
Now would be good, not sometime this week!
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Good morning ladies.
Have you heard the expression 'You cut your suit according to your cloth'? In the case of you lot, that cloth will be more in line with shopping at Primark, Wilkinson's, and any of the Poundland stores dotted up and down the country.
26-11-2020, 12:22 AM
32026
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Waitrose, for you? Is that because you aren't posh enough to be allowed entry? They, along with John Lewis, don't encourage bits of rough-trade such as yourself and the other wimmin to be their customers. Have you heard the expression 'You cut your suit according to your cloth'? In the case of you lot, that cloth will be more in line with shopping at Primark, Wilkinson's, and any of the Poundland stores dotted up and down the country.
Just because Waitress banned you lot, it doesn't follow that we are not welcome either, young man.
Quite the opposite, in fact.
I will tell you something now, I had a word with the chairman at their head office, and showed him your scruffy mugshots.
He was suitably alarmed and said he would personally see to it that your pictures were immediately circulated to all stores and that such 'undesirables' would be refused entry forthwith.
26-11-2020, 12:26 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Just because Waitress banned you lot, it doesn't follow that we are not welcome either, young man.Quite the opposite, in fact.
I will tell you something now, I had a word with the chairman at their head office, and showed him your scruffy mugshots.
He was suitably alarmed and said he would personally see to it that your pictures were immediately circulated to all stores and that such 'undesirables' would be refused entry forthwith.
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