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Don't worry, I shall keep an eye out for the floosies. I was wondering about getting some real talent in, now that lot have 'opped it.
Yep, up for that, fit Bird on a new Broom, exit old witch on an old broom.
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26-11-2020, 11:07 PM
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You rang?

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26-11-2020, 11:09 PM
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Yep, up for that, fit Bird on a new Broom, exit old witch on an old broom.


Such a common expression.
Anyway, at your age, you old geezers wouldn't know what to do with what you call ' a fit bird' if you saw one.

Now calm yourself, and go and make us some coffee.
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26-11-2020, 11:13 PM
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You rang?



Now that's what I call a classy femme fatale, Morti.
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26-11-2020, 11:15 PM
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Aye ... if that doesn't get the chaps running , nothing will .
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26-11-2020, 11:16 PM
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Now that's what I call a classy femme fatale, Morti.
More of a farm fatale I'd say.
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Yep, up for that, fit Bird on a new Broom, exit old witch on an old broom.
Good plan.
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26-11-2020, 11:23 PM
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Good plan.


Now do calm down.
Have you men been on the lemonade again, tonight?
Behave, or we will be forced to give you an injection as well as the sleeping pills.
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26-11-2020, 11:33 PM
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I think they'd look very smart and dapper in one of those .... now what are they called?
Ah, a straightjacket!
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26-11-2020, 11:39 PM
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I think they'd look very smart and dapper in one of those .... now what are they called?
Ah, a straightjacket!


Funny you should say that, because we are having some special guaranteed escape-proof ones made for them for Christmas.

We don't intend letting them interrupt our Christmas day.
 



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