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26-11-2020, 11:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
Funny you should say that, because we are having some special guaranteed escape-proof ones made for them for Christmas.

We don't intend letting them interrupt our Christmas day.
Why, where are you intending to spend it?
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26-11-2020, 11:49 PM
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I think they'd look very smart and dapper in one of those .... now what are they called?
Ah, a straightjacket!
It's pork strings for you m'dear.
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26-11-2020, 11:50 PM
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Right. That's all the electrical reports completed, now time for a swift gin, a bit o' Bosch on Amazon Prime thence to bed. My life is like Groundhog Day these days and the only pleasure I get is to pop in here with my fellow men only to find the place defiled by wimmin.

I see one of the blighters has departed (no doubt to return), just need to get shut of that pork-based person an't job'll be a good un.
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26-11-2020, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Right. That's all the electrical reports completed, now time for a swift gin, a bit o' Bosch on Amazon Prime thence to bed. My life is like Groundhog Day these days and the only pleasure I get is to pop in here with my fellow men only to find the place defiled by wimmin.

I see one of the blighters has departed (no doubt to return), just need to get shut of that pork-based person an't job'll be a good un.
Stick her in the oven, gas mark 248 for five days.
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27-11-2020, 12:18 AM
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That is a Crack-ling idea.
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27-11-2020, 12:30 AM
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Clear off, the lot of yer.

I can't say you have over stayed your welcome, because you weren't welcome in the first place.

Now go and have your cocoa and the nice pills we have left for you. Go on, off you go.
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Turrah.
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Originally Posted by spitfire ->
Yep, up for that, fit Bird on a new Broom, exit old witch on an old broom.
Something wicked this way comes!! And that cat is out for vengeance.

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27-11-2020, 03:02 PM
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How very pleasant to see we have had not one pesky male visit today.

I like it. It should always be like this.

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27-11-2020, 04:39 PM
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How very pleasant to see we have had not one pesky male visit today.

I like it. It should always be like this.

What was that?
 



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