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The bailiffs took Bert's TV
Along with his front door key
They said "We'll be back"
"So don't hit the sack"
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14-11-2019, 08:57 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

The bailiffs took Berts TV
Along with his front door key
They said " We'll be back"
"So don't hit the sack"
"We're bringing a cage for the Monkey"


The Monkey said " Oh no you're not!"
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14-11-2019, 10:18 AM
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The Monkey said " Oh no you're not!"
“Clear off you “ dot dot dot dot !!
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14-11-2019, 01:26 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

The Monkey said " Oh no you're not!"
“Clear off you “ dot dot dot dot !!
Up the curtains he ran
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14-11-2019, 04:35 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

The Monkey said " Oh no you're not!"
"Clear off you "dot dot dot dot!"
Up the curtains he ran
To escape from the man
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14-11-2019, 06:07 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

The Monkey said " Oh no you're not!"
"Clear off you "dot dot dot dot!"
Up the curtains he ran
To escape from the man
But, despite his efforts, he was caught.

Off to the zoo he was sent
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14-11-2019, 07:33 PM
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Off to the zoo he was sent
Not happy, but still he went
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Off to the zoo he was sent
Not happy, but still he went
The journey was long
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Off to the zoo he was sent
Not happy, but still he went
The journey was long
He sang a rude song
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14-11-2019, 10:49 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Off to the zoo he was sent
Not happy, but still he went
The journey was long
He sang a rude song
Though didn't know what it meant.



Meanwhile Flo fancied fish & chips
 
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