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Meanwhile Flo fancied fish & chips
Ten minutes in the mouth, a lifetime on the hips
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15-11-2019, 12:32 PM
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Meanwhile Flo fancied fish & chips
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15-11-2019, 05:23 PM
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Meanwhile Flo fancied fish & chips
Ten minutes in the mouth, a lifetime on the hips
But Flo didn’t care
She knew she had flair
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15-11-2019, 06:13 PM
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Meanwhile Flo fancied fish & chips
Ten minutes in the mouth, a lifetime on the hips
But Flo didn’t care
She knew she had flair
And could burn off the calories with back flips.

Next day she went off to the gym
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15-11-2019, 07:37 PM
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Next day she went off to the gym
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15-11-2019, 08:01 PM
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Next day she went off to the gym
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Her trainer was hunky
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15-11-2019, 08:21 PM
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Next day she went off to the gym
Hoping she’d soon look real slim
Her trainer was hunky
Whilst Flo's thighs were chunky
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15-11-2019, 09:16 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Next day she went off to the gym
Hoping she'd soon look real slim
Her trainer was hunky
Whilst Flo's thighs were chunky
Plus her makeup was looking real grim.


So Flo went and scraped it all off
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16-11-2019, 12:38 AM
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So Flo went and scraped it all off
But then she developed a cough
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16-11-2019, 01:50 AM
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So Flo went and scraped it all off
But then she developed a cough
She'd breathed in some face powder
 
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