Zips on coats, the kind that allows the fabric to get stuck inside them trapping you in the garment .

I have just been out with Chloe and it took me 10 mins to remove my coat

Few things annoy me greatly. But something recently did irk me. I'm an old fellow and walk a lot with my big, gentle dog. Neighbours children love him to bits and want to walk with us. That would be fine with me and their parents. But recently, an old guy on one of the paths we take was convicted of kiddie fiddling.

I'd be at risk of unfounded accusations of a similar nature if I gave in to their requests.

It saddens me that I have to tell them they can't go because of the actions of one sad old git. And I can't really explain to them why.

We don't need them.
How about Somerset then TessA? Have you got fibre optics there?

Nope, some bits have but not mine, still steam powered with bits of string across roads

Do you still have an organist at your cinemas?

What's a cinema?

It was annoying when they dug up the pavement to do whatever they did.

What's an organ?

What's a cinema?