Longy, House training is sorted. There’s no need as I he came with a large plug for indoors. Then when l let him out, l remove the plug and all hell lets loose... Stand well back everyone!

I hope today's date has something to do with it.

Let me introduce you to my secret... Duncan McDonald, he comes from Scotland! He is going to keep me company for these long weeks ahead.

He’s housetrained and each evening, we cuddle up on the settee, eat truffles and watch television. His favourite programme is Taggart.

He loves the car too, especially with the window down, so he can stick his head out and get the fresh air in his ears.
I know l will be the envy of everyone on here. The lady, l got him from has three others from the same litter if anyone’s interested.

I plan to get him a kilt to wear at Hogmanay and l wondered if anyone could advise of any online stockists?

Must go, he’s raring to go out on his daily short walk (we don’t go past the butchers as he starts shivering)

Oh Meg, how caring of you. I plan to get him some tartan pyjamas with a sporran and a matching little cap.

He’s lovely, he follows me everywhere... l call him Nunkie Dunkie.

Oh Meg, how caring of you. I plan to get him some tartan pyjamas with a sporran and a matching little cap.

He’s lovely, he follows me everywhere... l call him Nunkie Dunkie.

John, O ye Of Little Faith.....Have you been on ‘magic mushrooms’? You’re hallucinating again.

Oh dear! Don't forget everyone, it's April Fools Day!

I hope today's date has something to do with it.

Ok then Art, let's have a selfie of you, AND Mr Pig together!

come on lads, don’t spoil it! This is the type of thread we need at times like this as it gives everyone a good laugh and a chance to join in. :-d

artangel is a very good at lightening troubled times. ����

Ok then Art, let's have a selfie of you, AND Mr Pig together!