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Re: Limericks. (New).

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You should have gone for it. I would have
"Oh, you are awful!"
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A wily old bloke named Gordon
Got a job as a traffic warden
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Re: Limericks. (New).

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"Oh, you are awful!"
Thank you Dick Emery
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A wily old bloke named Gordon
Got a job as a traffic warden
But he proved a 'jobs worth'
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A wily old bloke named Gordon
Got a job as a traffic warden
But he proved a 'jobs worth'
And showed not a bit of mirth
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A wily old bloke named Gordon
Got a job as a traffic warden
But he proved a 'jobs worth'
And showed not a bit of mirth
Though he was rather good on his organ

(Go on, I dare you Chillie!)
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23-07-2021, 06:42 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Originally Posted by Last Tango ->
A wily old bloke named Gordon
Got a job as a traffic warden
But he proved a 'jobs worth'
And showed not a bit of mirth
Though he was rather good on his organ

(Go on, I dare you Chillie!)
I’m easily led

It’s said his organ was rather large
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Re: Limericks. (New).

It’s said his organ was rather large
For which he imposed a fixed charge
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Re: Limericks. (New).

It’s said his organ was rather large
For which he imposed a fixed charge
Others charge by the inch
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Re: Limericks. (New).

It’s said his organ was rather large
For which he imposed a fixed charge
Others charge by the inch
Or a centimetre at a pinch
 
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