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18-11-2014, 11:05 PM
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Nice work lads, a lovely flow of minds there.

I wonder could one of you kind creatures elaborate on the true value of 'Brownian Motion' I looked it up but my feeble mind can't grasp it for the life of me, perhaps if were put into simple verse it might help.
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19-11-2014, 12:27 AM
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I just found this thread so how about a little love poem ???

I'm sitting here with time to spare
A poem for you , do i dare?
Will you blush or will you cry
Or just be angry and heave a sigh
Rhymes I do inside my head
Sometimes better than the words I've said ,
sometimes those words do not ring true,
To convey their full meaning meant for you,
So with this rhyme I am writing here
I'm pleased to be able to call you dear,
honey and sweetie, are also there ,
just to prove I really care ,
so if you like this little rhyme,
perhaps some more when i get the time..

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19-11-2014, 10:21 AM
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THanks UKM

Our FIRST sonnet !

..........................keep 'em coming dearheart
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19-11-2014, 10:33 AM
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'Brownian Motion'

I'm not familiar with this term & wrongly guessed it was somehow connected with diarrhea .

Google didnt help by describing this term as a Brownian movement.

Jem, i will put my skids on, let my mind floaterbout , sit on my little stool and try to deposit some ideas on here. It'll be a big job.
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19-11-2014, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Robert Junior ->
THanks UKM

Our FIRST sonnet !

..........................keep 'em coming dearheart
I might do that....I sent that to my lady friend...she loved it....
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19-11-2014, 02:09 PM
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Great poem Steve, that should do the trick alright.

Trust you to connect Brown-Motion to the lavatory RJ, I thought you rose about all that shit, tut tut, ta me naire ort!
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20-11-2014, 12:29 AM
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thought Jim Croce may help us deal with life at the moment?

Jim Croce Time in a Bottle Lyrics

If I could save time in a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
Is to save every day
'Til eternity passes away
Just to spend them with you

If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure and then,
Again, I would spend them with you

[Chorus]
But there never seems to be enough time
To do the things you want to do
Once you find them
I've looked around enough to know
That you're the one I want to go
Through time with

If I had a box just for wishes
And dreams that had never come true
The box would be empty
Except for the memory
Of how they were answered by you
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20-11-2014, 09:51 AM
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Robert Burns

O would some power the giftie gie us to see ourselves as others see us.
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23-11-2014, 06:19 PM
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I woke up this morning


To face another new day


Grim faced, then yawning


It’s always this way


Looking in the mirror


I see my dear father


Say, “Rob I can’t hear ya”


Fleeting memories I’d rather


Let rest in a corner


Yet life brings fine prizes


I have to warn ya


Full of surprises
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26-11-2014, 10:59 AM
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A True Story

I went to see the doc
cos I had a pain or two
He said tis hearts that’s failing
And my ECG machine is too!

Ya best get down to A and E
As fast as feet can carry
And once I got in that big machine
Didn’t know if I was bert or harry

I lay upon a trolley from early morn to eve
They needled me, ‘tached wires
And gave tabs to suck which eased

I was visited by an army
Assessed by all each time
And finally they said
You’re on the move in line

I watched the corridors rush by
Flew in to lifts and smiled
We were playing the game that they all knew
But wouldn’t mention why

And now a private room at last
Well one without a door
So the nurse upon the console
Could easily hear me snore

The system kept on ticking
As each team breezed in and out
No one ever shook my hand
They spoke in whispers through side of mouth!

And then she came in smiling
Looked me straight into the eye
Said “ I know what you’re in need of
A good shower will make you fly”

I walked into the shower
With my trolley and tubes attached
She was right I was a new man
I was upright and relaxed


And finally the chieftain came
With his scurrying minion cloud
“This man has no bad heart,
Let’s move him out to browse!”

So back on trolley for one last ride
And convalescent room
A few more tests and home at last
But with no diagnostic tune

As I sat at home recouping
I chatted to medic friend of mine
And then I recalled I had had shingles
Some many moons back in time

That’s it we said with fever
It’s mimicked heart attack
Just take the codeine tabs my lad
And we’ll soon have you back

The moral of this story
And there is one I can tell
Don’t count on machines and pc’s
Remember your hands you trained so well!
 
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