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I may not be a team player, but, if it helps in your indiscretion, I'll take the hardware but, you'll have to Bugger Jack Hammers.
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makes ya wonder don't it just when a website can even afford a 'trash can' - where does it go now - NO not in leisurely scribbles - this is for old HB pencils and worn down rubbers [no not that kind spittie - the ones that .........oh never mind] !
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So that's how they make Lemming squash.
Robinson's would like you to know that the juice of 6 whole Lemmings go into each bottle of their Lemming squash.

I remember Fred the Shed Spitty, nice fella.
There was an American chap I liked a lot too, Eyes of the Painter, he always had some thought provoking posts, great imagination. Who knows, they may wander back again someday.
Where would we be if we hadn’t got imagination? I read somewhere that anything one can imagine has to be possible otherwise it would not enter into the human mind. I find that hard to believe, I’m always trying to imagine the missus dressed in a bikini and looking like Marilyn Monroe but it just doesn’t happen.
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Originally Posted by spitfire ->
I may not be a team player, but, if it helps in your indiscretion, I'll take the hardware but, you'll have to Bugger Jack Hammers.
you gone off jackhammers spittie - that is a surprise - mind you the brain can only take so much shakin and there's a lot of shakin goin on in here mon!! - you could try a high powered circular saw next - great for removing ingrown toenails!!

or is that an angle grinder - great for all steep inclines - well if ya so inclined that is ? does someone speak in sanity around here I keep hearing an echo??
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Originally Posted by Jem ->
So that's how they make Lemming squash.
Robinson's would like you to know that the juice of 6 whole Lemmings go into each bottle of their Lemming squash.

I remember Fred the Shed Spitty, nice fella.
There was an American chap I liked a lot too, Eyes of the Painter, he always had some thought provoking posts, great imagination. Who knows, they may wander back again someday.
Where would we be if we hadn’t got imagination? I read somewhere that anything one can imagine has to be possible otherwise it would not enter into the human mind. I find that hard to believe, I’m always trying to imagine the missus dressed in a bikini and looking like Marilyn Monroe but it just doesn’t happen.
yea well take dreams ? - yea you can take 'em - they always lead me down the wrong path and I wake up living in a tent?
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I revisited my mortar board today, it was hard work but most gratifying.
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29-04-2018, 09:58 PM
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yea well take dreams ? - yea you can take 'em - they always lead me down the wrong path and I wake up living in a tent?
That is very Boyish.
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Originally Posted by spitfire ->
That is very Boyish.
the original boys own - own by meself by cliff??
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Who remembers that famous bricklayer called “Jacking up Jack”? He was forever packing up jobs and moving on for better money. A reporter from the BBC was sent to a building site to interview him, when he got there Jack was way up on a scaffold, the reported called up to him “Hey you!, are you Jacking up Jack” “Yeah, hang on a minute and I’ll be down for me cards”
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What happened to Hybollock Jack, that is a crowd pleaser.
 
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