Love the Scot
I Love this One !!!
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Irish scientists
Found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the
Conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the Irish, in the weeks that followed, an English
Archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story
Published in the Sassenach Morning Herald read:
"English archaeologists, finding traces of 130-year-old copper wire,
Have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 30 years earlier than the Irish".
One week later, the Banffshire Journal, Scotland, reported
The following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in his field near Ordiquhill,
Banffshire, Jock Broon, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely F**k all.
Jock has therefore concluded that 130 years ago, Scotland had already gone wireless."
Just makes you proud to be a Scot!