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Liverpool University have tested their own COVID-19 vaccine.

It doesn't work.
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I'm opening a school for cattle farmers. You herd it here first!

My wife's leaving me because of my terrible spelling. I might have guest!


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Want to get noticed?
Go jogging without moving your arms!

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A Covid test nurse asked me if I'd had a sudden loss of taste!
I told her "No I've always dressed like this!"

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What I if told you ...
You read the first line wrong?
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05-02-2021, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by effingpot ->
Want to get noticed?
Go jogging without moving your arms!
I bet Irish dancers could do it.
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I regret rubbing tomato ketchup in my eyes.....but that’s just Heinz sight..
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A vicar, a priest and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says “I think I might be a type O ... “
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
A vicar, a priest and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says “I think I might be a type O ... “
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Mountains are not funny.
They are hill areas!
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Originally Posted by judd ->
a vicar, a priest and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says “i think i might be a type o ... “
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Originally Posted by effingpot ->
I'm opening a school for cattle farmers. You herd it here first!

My wife's leaving me because of my terrible spelling. I might have guest!


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All three are chucklers, but the last one....I loved!
 
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