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I'm looking for a pun concerning carpentry.

Does anyone know one that woodwork?
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Originally Posted by Right Now ->
I'm looking for a pun concerning carpentry.

Does anyone know one that woodwork?
There's the one about the car made entirely out of wood.

Wooden chassis
Wooden wheels
Wooden engine
Wooden go
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My housemates are convinced our house is haunted.
I've lived here 276 years and not noticed anything strange!
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My housemates are convinced our house is haunted.
I've lived here 276 years and not noticed anything strange!
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My housemates are convinced our house is haunted.
I've lived here 276 years and not noticed anything strange!
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Women love it when you kiss their neck .. just not when they're driving ... and you're in the back seat ... and they don't know you!
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My wife asked me why I spoke so quietly in the house.
I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening!
She laughed.
I laughed.
Alexa laughed.
Siri laughed .....
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My wife asked me why I spoke so quietly in the house.
I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening!
She laughed.
I laughed.
Alexa laughed.
Siri laughed .....
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When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid, she becomes a Def Leppard.
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Never compliment a woman on her moustache. No matter how epic it is!
 
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