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There was an old chap from Dover
Who enjoyed a good roll in the clover

Re: Limericks. (New).

The was an old chap from Dover
Who enjoyed a good roll in the clover
Till that one fateful day

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The was an old chap from Dover
Who enjoyed a good roll in the clover
Till that one fateful day
When his wife strolled that way

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The was an old chap from Dover
Who enjoyed a good roll in the clover
Till that one fateful day
When his wife strolled that way
As he sat on a cliff - he fell over.




There once was a salesman from Stoke

Re: Limericks. (New).

There once was a salesman from Stoke
Who spent most of his days stoney broke

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There once was a salesman from Stoke
Who spent most of his days stoney broke
His sales figures had slumped

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There once was a salesman from Stoke
Who spent most of his days stoney broke
His sales figures had slumped
And his wife had him dumped

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There once was a salesman from Stoke
Who spent most of his days stoney broke
His sales figures had slumped
And his wife had him dumped
He was really depressed, poor bloke.



An old man who lived on the moor

Re: Limericks. (New).

Deleted too slow on the uptake today !

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An old man who lived on the moor
Decided to learn French - bonjour