Re: Limericks. (New).

So at the trial her soul was laid bare
Neighbours and family were there
She sat subdued in the dock

Re: Limericks. (New).

So at the trial her soul was laid bare
Neighbours and family were there
She sat subdued in the dock
Her eyes fixed on the clock

Re: Limericks. (New).

So at the trial her soul was laid bare
Neighbours and family were there
She sat subdued in the dock
Her eyes fixed on the clock
As the jury their verdict did share



The foreman stood and the court was hushed

Re: Limericks. (New).

The foreman stood and the court was hushed
"Life in prison!", Flo was crushed

Re: Limericks. (New).

The foreman stood and the court was hushed
"Life in prison!". Flo was crushed
She screamed and she sobbed

Re: Limericks. (New).

The foreman stood and the court was hushed
"Life in prison!". Flo was crushed
She screamed and she sobbed
"Of my freedom, I've been robbed"

Re: Limericks. (New).

The foreman stood and the court was hushed
"Life in prison!". Flo was crushed
She screamed and she sobbed
"Of my freedom, I've been robbed"
Then off in a van she was rushed.



(All that because poor Flo's old man kept her awake snoring.)



One night Gert awoke to a scream

Re: Limericks. (New).

One night Gert awoke to a scream
But luckily it was only a frightful dream

Re: Limericks. (New).

One night Gert awoke to a scream
But luckily it was only a frightful dream
At least that's what she thought

Re: Limericks. (New).

One night Gert awoke to a scream
But luckily it was only a frightful dream
At least that's what she thought
Till another sound she caught