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In a dimly lit bar in Vancouver
The waitress was wielding a hoover
But folks wouldn't go
Cos it started to snow
Which left them no room to maneuver

A pretty young girl called Diana

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A pretty young girl called Diana
Was good at playing the `piana`

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A pretty young girl called Diana
Was good at playing the `piana`
But while she tinkled the keys

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A pretty young girl called Diana
Was good at playing the piano
But while she tinkled the keys
She felt a slight breeze

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A pretty young girl called Diana
Was good at playing the 'piana'
But while she tinkled the keys
She felt a slight breeze
Which she hoped would still be there Manana.

Next day when Diana awoke

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Next day when Diana awoke
Next to her in bed was a bloke

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Next day when Diana awoke
Next to her in bed was a bloke
She lashed out quite hard

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Next day when Diana awoke
Next to her in bed was a bloke
She lashed out quite hard
She was taken off guard

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Next day when Diana awoke
Next to her in bed was a bloke
She lashed out quite hard
She was taken off guard
And caused the fella to croak

Now she had a corpse in her bed

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Now she had a corpse in her bed
What do you do with a geezer that's dead?