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03-12-2019, 02:50 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Lemon Drizzle's my favourite cake
And it's quite easy to bake
Just mix it all in
Add a quick slug of gin
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03-12-2019, 03:50 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Lemon Drizzle's my favourite cake
And it's quite easy to bake
Just mix it all in
Add a quick slug of gin
My diet I will have to forsake

It's rather cold up here just now
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03-12-2019, 11:42 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

It's rather cold up here just now
With ice forming on branch and bow
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04-12-2019, 12:07 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

It's rather cold up here just now
With ice forming on branch and bow
Get your thermal drawers out
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04-12-2019, 01:41 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Originally Posted by Mups ->
It's rather cold up here just now
With ice forming on branch and bow
Get your thermal drawers out
And swing them about
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04-12-2019, 04:33 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

It's rather cold up here just now
With ice forming on branch and bow
Get your thermal drawers out
And swing them about
That'll warm yer, I vow.





When Bertie ate his mince pie
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04-12-2019, 06:50 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

When Bertie ate his mince pie
He found a half-eaten fly!
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04-12-2019, 06:56 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

When Bertie ate his mince pie
He found a half-eaten fly!
"Oh yeuch", Bertie cried
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04-12-2019, 07:29 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

When Bertie ate his mince pie
He found a half-eaten fly!
"Oh yeuch", Bertie cried
Opening his mouth wide
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04-12-2019, 08:53 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

When Bertie ate his mince pie
He found a half-eaten fly!
"Oh yeuch", Bertie cried
Opening his mouth wide
And spat it right in me eye!




"Oi, why d'ya go and do that"?
 
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