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Chap went to the doctors and said "A load of books fell on my head"

Doctor said "Well you've only your shelf to blame"
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Groaner indeed.
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi
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Tis the season ... to top up Noddy Holder’s pension ...
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I just bought a wig at a low cost

I didn't want toupee the full price
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.
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what does Santa spend his wages on?

Jingle bills
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Me: I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present.

Cop: You ARE the lawyer.

Lawyer: So where’s my present?
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My wife has left me because of my obsession with Battleships.
It’s never happened B4.
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