Re: Jokes for blokesOn their first night to be together, the newlywed couple went to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe.
Re: Jokes for blokesAn older couple had been dating for years and one day they decided to get married, they decided to go out for a meal to discuss the forthcoming wedding, they had a long discussion about the finances , living arrangements and so on, eventually the subject of sex came up, the man asked " how often do you want sex"? She replied " I would like it infrequently", the man thought for a while then leaned forward and whispered " is that one word, or two?"
Re: Jokes for blokesIts 1957 and bobby arrives at his girlfriends house for their date, Peggy Sue's father answers the door and invites him in, " what are you going to do on your date" asks the father, " well sir" replies bobby, " we'll probably go to a milk bar then to a drive in" " why don't you screw"? asks the father, " Peggy sue loves to screw, she'd screw all day if she could", just then Peggy sue comes down and her and bobby go to the car, a few minutes later Peggy sue storms back in slamming the door behind her," twist dad, its called the twist"....
Re: Jokes for blokesA man is showing his girlfriend his new sports car, she's a girl that loves speed and is really excited,
Re: Jokes for blokesA family are driving behind a rubbish truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.
Re: Jokes for blokesAn elderly man visits the doctor, he explains that he would like to get his young wife pregnant, the doctor gives him a plastic lidded cup and give a sperm sample so he can do a sperm count,
Re: Jokes for blokes21 Things You Can Only Say At Christmas -And get Away With it!
Re: Jokes for blokes