Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Go on ladies-shoot me down in flames!

Re: Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

I can't say I have ever watched anyone putting on mascara. The idea of me putting any on makes my eyes water at the thought, it usually looks awful anyway, imo.

Re: Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

My mouth remains closed..
But my eyes are open wide

Re: Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

No idea, but now you mention it your correct. I've never seen any of my pals (from yonks ago) doing it any other way when we were getting the war paint on ready to hit the town on a Saturday Night.
These past twenty years or so I've never worn make up at all.

Re: Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

It's the law. Do you know nothing?

Re: Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

I have noticed women doing it whilst putting mascara on.

People also open their mouth when they are getting something out of the corner of their eye. Then they scrutinise the findings!!

Just touch the inner corner of your eye now and see what happens with your mouth!

I probably do it myself, l will check when l put my mascara on next!

Re: Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

I just have done it
And I bat my eyes too
In an attempt to put more of the stuff on!

Re: Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Yes, it is true, I suppose it is law.

Re: Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Because women don't know how to keep their mouths closed for more than two minutes?

Re: Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Yep, I checked it is the norm.