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I then saw a woman thumbing a lift
And saw her skirt was coming adrift
And exposed her creamy white thighs
And I tried to avert my eyes
But try as I might, they wouldn't shift.



The sight of those legs was driving me mad

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The sight of those legs was driving me mad
And giving me thoughts that were certainly bad

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The sight of those legs was driving me mad
And giving me thoughts that were certainly bad
So I just had to stop

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The sight of those legs was driving me mad
And giving me thoughts that were certainly bad
So I just had to stop
Looking at that stocking top

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The sight of those legs was driving me mad
And giving me thoughts that were certainly bad
So I just had to stop
Looking at that stocking top
But she shunned me and called me a Cad.




Disgruntled, I drove further on

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Disgruntled, I drove further on
By then, all my ardour had gone

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Disgruntled, I drove further on
By then, all my ardour had gone
I needed to eat

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Disgruntled, I drove further on
By then, all my ardour had gone
I needed to eat
And craved something sweet

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Disgruntled, I drove further on
By then, all my ardour had gone
I needed to eat
And craved something sweet
Then I saw my mate John.




I stopped to give him a lift

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I stopped to give him a lift
But the gear lever wouldn't shift